Mah gawd, Gorilla, Total Fest is back once again and itchin' to drop the elbows on all comers, Verne Gagne's goons be-damned. This three-day rawk fest is more than just a rawk fest. It features the kind of music Granny H can really can get into: loud, soft, duos, shirtless, black-shirted, covered in tires, on fire, reckless, oh-so-farking heavy. Headliners include Red Fang, Guantanamo Baywatch, Vile Blue Shades and more. For a full list of bands, venues and costs visit totalfest.org. Tell 'em Gary Glitter sent ya.