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A 25-year prison sentence for numerous felonies may have taken away Michael Murphy’s freedom, but it didn’t take his mojo. It was revealed earlier this year that Murphy, while serving at the Montana State Prison in Deer Lodge, had seduced at least five female employees—including his therapist—into having sex with him. Whatever the hell the notorious “Incarcinova” said must’ve been James Bond smooth. And a tad creepy. A lengthy investigation by the prison had women officers describing Murphy as a cunning aggressor, yet Murphy was considered the victim because inmates cannot legally consent to sex.