This week's happiest hour celebrates the organic evolution of a drink special. Welcome to the adult Happy Meal, and enjoy the sunny weekend.
What you’re drinking: Otherwise known as PB & J or Burgers and Fries, the Happy Meal is not what it sounds like. If you find yourself sitting at the Golden Rose and you utter those words, expect a shot o’ Jameson and a pounder of PBR for $5 (but you’re going to tip, so have some singles ready). The name is shrouded in mystery, some chalking it up to a subtle McDonald's advertisement, others claiming it belongs to a regular or a bartender. Regardless, the infamous daily special is here to stay.
Who you’re drinking it with: Your friends, enemies and in-betweens. The happy meal does not discriminate. “Everybody orders ’em,” bartender Andrew Richards said. “It’s our most-sold drink special, compared to other nightly specials like Absolutely or $1 wells on Thursday.” He wasn’t kidding; someone down the bar ordered one right after he said that.
What’s the occasion: There’s only $20 in your checking account and you like to feel fancy. Jameson can be a luxury when you’re down and out, though the PBR may reinforce your staggering poverty. “A lot of the time, it’s people out looking for a cheap drink,” Richards said. “I don’t know many other places that offer a daily special like this.”
Where to find it: Any bar at Missoula’s Badlander complex, at the corner of Ryman Street and Broadway—the Golden Rose, the Badlander, the Palace, the Central—except the Savoy.
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