Don't be a no chump love sucker, instead head to Birthdayfest '13, a birth-anniversary party for a handful of local musicians, with bands and stand-up comedians to rock your socks off. Appearing acts are Shramana, Zebulon Kosted, Total Combined Weight, Swamp Ritual, King Elephant and Con/Sequence, as well as comedians Victor Johnson, Duane Raider, Dale Guynes and Reggie Herbert. Zoo City Apparel, 139 E. Main St. 7 PM. $5.