The just about says it all: All-City, All-Ages Sober St. Patrick's Day Dance takes place at the Downtown Dance Collective. Wait, there's more. The Funky Armadillos play a mix of classic rock, blues and funk. Half the funds raised go to Partnership Health Clinic for breast and cervical cancer screenings. 121 W. Main. 7–10 PM. $15/$10 for seniors, students and military.