Particularly delicious when consumed at Pasque Meadows.
A BILL FOR AN ACT ENTITLED: "AN ACT STATING MONTANA'S POSITION ON CLOWNS; AND PROVIDING AN IMMEDIATE EFFECTIVE DATE." BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MONTANA: NEW SECTION. Section 1. Public policy concerning clowns.
(1) The legislature finds that to ensure abundant silliness in Montana and the appropriate recognition of Montana's lurking, inner-crazy it is necessary to adopt a public policy regarding clowns.
(2) The legislature finds:
(a) clowns are beneficial to the birthday parties of five-year-olds and regularly appear in rational people’s nightmares in Montana;
(b) reasonable amounts of clowns released into the state legislature make us laugh and cry and rage and shake our head, but too many have verifiable detrimental impacts on sane public policy; and
(c) clowns are a natural occurrence and neither human evolution nor mirrors have reduced their numbers.
(3) (a) For the purposes of this section, "clowns" relates to an increase in the dolts in the state legislature wasting the public’s time and money.
(b) It specifically does include a one-time, catastrophic release in Helena in 2011.
Great guy and very interesting to talk to about wine . . . and CVS has the best selection and prices in town. A bit funny, but true.
Awesome Cormac McCarthy reference . . . well done.
Go Matthew Brenner!
It's also on ESPN.com in Pat Forde's "The Dash dishes out a midterm test."
Under number 19 as the answer to who The Bum of the half-year is. Embarrassing. Best thing Bowlsby's done at Stanford is NOT hiring this guy.
Missoula News/Independent Publishing |
Powered by Foundation