In this week's installment: a firebomb backfires, eating the evidence, and the end of regifting.
Curses, Foiled Again
Police responding to a break-in at a home in Campbell, Ohio, found Todd J. Moffie, 34, stuck between two steps on the basement stairs. Detective Sgt. John Rusnak said he doesn’t know why Moffie tried to crawl through the narrow opening since there was plenty of room to walk around the stairs. (Youngstown’s The Vindicator)
Montana native Angie Haas-Tennison, who the Indy profiled in November, found out Sunday that she snagged the title of the nation’s “Extreme Huntress.”
“I’m as diehard as any woman out there,” she told the Indy in November. “And I'm willing to bet on it.”
Find Rob Brezsny's "Free Will Astrology" online, every Wednesday, one day before it hits the Indy's printed pages.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve,” mused 19th-century author Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Advice that wild could just as well have been dispensed by a feral saint living in a cave in the woods. And now I’m passing it on to you, Aries, just in time for the beginning of what may be your wildest year in a decade. In my astrological opinion, you are ready to be a connoisseur of mysteries that purify the mind and nurture the soul…a daredevil of the spirit in quest of seemingly impossible dreams…a fierce adept of the wisdom of uncertainty who’s in love with unpredictable teachings.
In this week's installment: Self-stabbing, birth control for wild turkeys, and saving money with shorter socks.
Curses, Foiled Again
Shortly after receiving a call about a robbery, Ottawa police said they got a second call reporting a stabbing. Responding officers found a man in his 20s outside a store that they suspect he robbed before tripping on his way out and stabbing himself with the knife used in the robbery. (CBC News)
Eric Holder and Rahm Emanuel ? Bleah !
Did you catch that nazi getting punched? That was flipping awesome!!
oh bob, are you defending her asinine comment? Who cares what species of bear it…