It's not what you think. (Wait, what are you thinking?)
It's more of a decor question about this sink at the Missoula International Airport:
By the way, I've heard positive reviews from Dan's Friday appearance at UM. Very funny, although at least two people I spoke with preferred more political commentary and less, as one put it, "questions about the size of one's vagina." As Dan says, "Them's the breaks."
If you want more Dan, by the way, including his column and regular blog posts, visit him at The Stranger.